The Caterpillar Eyebrows Society: Seminary Will Be The Death Of Me!!!

Have you read through some of your own writing and been like "wow I am freaking hilarious I don't know why people aren't paying me to write this crap." Well that's exactly what I was thinking just a couple of seconds ago.

Okay yes I was reading through my own blog and commenting (to my self of course ugh forever alone) about how funny I am or was. Maybe my funniness was a thing of the past when I could stay up all night long and be so freaking loopy that I would start writing and actually be funny. Yeah we all have those times though others have these moments when they're drunk I can participate in these activities when I'm completely sober, but not entirely awake.

Being insanely tired is probably the closest thing that I'll ever be to getting drunk or high or whatever the kids my age do which is probably more bad things than I will be doing in a lifetime, but back to the point tiredness makes me look like someone who has successfully escaped the loony bin. That's right I look like I'm on the "lamb" and I don't even care because being half awake is pretty much how I live my life.

About a couple months ago I just used to stay awake and write on inspiration and I was really good at doing that kind of crap and now here I am fighting to stay awake because of the thing that has changed my life (in a non-pleasant kind of way) and I have mentioned it before but it's seminary. The thing that has single-handedly ruined my life in a couple of freaking weeks.

Now I rarely have one moment that I'm not completely loopy and it's been driving me up the wall. If you don't know I'm homeschooled so right after seminary I come right back home, and I feel like crap so I sleep for an hour more, but it's nothing to satisfy my wanting of sleep. No my needing of sleep. I just can't take this silliness anymore.

So yeah that's why I'm here at eleven thirty at night writing about my sleeping issues to the internet who really cares. Yeah way to go Natalie. I feel my eyes seriously drooping with my eye bags they're so large. It's wonderful! This statement has enough sarcasm dripping in my voice if it was a physical thing you would be swimming in it. Okay that didn't make any sense at all.

Yeah I feel like crap I look like crap I'm just not a happy camper in the mornings. I'm a night person and night owls aren't too joyous if you wake them up so don't you dare ever wake me up. I seriously have a persona in the morning in the form of a really high intelligent black girl. Seriously I come up with witty come backs like nobody's business and I won't lie that some of them I am quite proud of.

But right now really every day is a blur I don't even remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday (though it was probably cornflakes because cornflakes is the best cereal ever!) This is obviously a problem for me because everyone wants to know what I had for breakfast yesterday! No they don't I just said that to make myself look cool. Did it work? Obviously not.

Yeah every morning I wake up, wash my face, brush my teeth, pick up my scriptures, put on a shirt (which is apparently really "essential" I mean I know the boys wouldn't mind if I walked into seminary completely shirtless.) Then I hop in my sister's 2/3 of a car (and I say this because my other sister owns 1/3 of the car because she only paid for 1/3s of the car) and then when we make it to the church I proceed to sit in the back and completely block out or ignore everything that my teacher says.

I know they prepared and all that crap and they care about our "learning experiences" though I don't give a crap I just want my freaking hours of sleep and if my church encourages waking kids up early count me out on listening to anything they have to say for that hour of sleep they deprive me of. Sorry I'm a horrible person that's the short and long plea for forgiveness, but seriously they deserve it okay they really do.

Now that I've pleaded my case on that let's talk about the many annoying arse people in my class who even at six in the morning never fails to be the most annoying imbeciles and neanderthals that they can be. They make there regular annoying persona 1,000 times more annoying which I used to think impossible until I could actually have evidence for myself of the acts and the crimes that they've committed in my book.

One of the guys in my class talks about how smart he is, and how he's so superior to us, and how he can hit his hand and not feel anything. Nobody gives a flying leprechaun okay nobody gives a shipping package. Obviously I'm trying hard to keep it pg up in here! But seriously nobody cares what you know just shut up so the rest of us actually sane people can sleep or attempt to sleep.

Again I know I'm a bad person, but give me a break I hate it though get forced to do it and lose more sleep than ever day by day I can see my energy which was barely existent in the first place because of whatever reason God decided to make me this way start dwindling and soon it's going to be nothingness and I'm going to wither and shrivel up into nothingness! Okay that's a bit dramatic but whatever! You get my point either that or your just going with the flow like a dead fishy. But I love my sleep. I worship my sleep. I need some sleep kay? Kay. Glad we had this understanding. Sleeping is good for me so I want it!