R.I.P. Pandora...

 Let's talk Pandora...

  What is the problem with that app? Oh I don't know that it plays Taylor swift on your Hipster stations and plays Adele on your Bastille stations. Pretty much what I'm saying is that's the biggest offence is Pandora thinking that you'll actually like those songs!! I mean the other day I was listening to some pretty hard-core stuff (skillet I know I'm a thug) and after that song they started playing Katy Perry!! What is life?!?

 I'm out peeps!! 

 Yeah but seriously what a disgrace on humanity and everything good in this world!! Okay maybe I'm being the slightest bit hipsterish and dramatic, but you don't put Katy Perry and a hipster together, okay!! There WILL be some very nasty fights and someone will eventually end up in a toilet bowl eating catfish...

 Don't ask me how I know that and move on!! The point is it's a mess, so just don't do it!!

 Now don't tell anyone because I will say that some of Katy Perry's songs are OKAY, but Adele and Taylor Swift? Are you kidding me? Aw Heck Nah!!

WHY PANDORA WHY!?!?

 It's like they're trying to ruin Hanukkah!! 

 Woah calm yourself Natalie...

 Okay I have collected myself and I just wanted to say Rest In Peace Pandora...

 I remember all our great memories, but the second you threw Lil. Wayne in the mix on my Gotye radio I knew we were over. I recall a time when you actually cared for my happiness. When we used to find some good songs together. But I just can't take it anymore!! I'm sorry but I have to do this...

 I'm deleting my account!!

 Goodbye forever Pandora until I get tired of all my songs, and decide that I want to dislike most of the songs that you give me once again. 

 

 Well now I'm done being dramatic...

 I have found a lot of good songs!! Seriously if you haven't been on Rdio it's a great website for really anyone because they pretty much have every song ever!! But it's awesome sauce seriously it's my new hype and I've found songs like nobody's business!! 

So if you want to look through my playlist I wouldn't mind...

It's an Indie mix so if you don't like that kind of music don't blame me!! 

Guy Friends... Nuff said.

 Let's talk guy friends.

 Now recently I've realized that's really all I talk/hang out with anymore because let's be honest guy friends are the bomb. I've also realized that nobody describes anyone as 'the bomb' anymore, but I think we can all look past my flaws at the moment. Don't judge me.

 Anyways guy friends pretty much comes with no commitment, and expectations are really low which is nice. And another plus is that all of my guy friends are complete nerds therefore they enjoy watching and reading the same things that I obsess over. Now that all of my 'girlfriends' (this sounds weird but I'm putting it here because I have the liberty of free will and agency) are in high school all they want to talk about is guys. I'm pretty tired of talking about guys because I'm freaking fourteen. If a guy likes you back big freaking whoop because what the heck are you going to do about that liking of each other? Exactly nothing.

 Or you could take the route that involves your parents driving you around as you go on 'dates' which would be extremely awkward and something I wouldn't recommend, and shall I clear up that I don't recommend it because of my own experience because frankly who would even like me enough to suffer through my parents driving us around like they're our chauffeurs? Also I don't think I would know what to do with myself while we're in the car!! I would imagine I would be doing something like this...

 And this is why I haven't been kissed in all my fourteen years... Yup this is definitely why.

 Back to the point guys just kind of understand my loving of science fiction and all things nerdy, and though we occasionally get in fights about which Greek Mythology god is better (Ares for the win!!) there's always a place in my heart for them because we are truly birds of a feather and all that clique stuff. Anyways still talking about guy friends most of mine are word nerds which is a plus. Also they write!! I know I was shocked too that anyone writes anymore am I right? I thought I was the only one!!

 But seriously...

 Though I talk about my guy friends with my other friends that happen to be girls none of them understand!! It's strange how obsessed with boys they are and they're not even close with any of them. It's also weird how some of my friends like my guy friends. Ugh. Seriously once a girl finds someone that's close to the person they like they start asking you to be the messenger for their love. Let's just say that I don't enjoy being the messenger and that's exactly what I'm not doing. I try to avoid conversations with the girl it's just better that way.

 So this is all I have for now. Actually if you haven't noticed I've been kind of on a writer's/reader's block for some reason. I can't get through any books and every time I try to write it comes out crappy, so this is me trying to come out of that faze. This is also me trying to stay awake. My teacher's in seminary decided to have a completely silent lesson today which included reading scriptures, and watching a slideshow. Let's just say I 'rested my eyes' the whole time. I'm a horrible person though I'm sure you're aware of this by now.

Haha just kidding. I'm obviously hilarious.:P

Lame Excuses..

 Inspiration.

 That's something I need because lately I've been kind of caught up in my own tangle that is life unable to write because of it. Yup that's me actually being invited places and actually having to make decisions. I won't say that I'm not proud of my accomplishments of having friends, but the thing is it's taking away from my 'me' time. Now 'me' time is what I have all the time, but instead of actually reading I fall asleep or think about a.. um.. *cough, cough* a certain person.


 I'm just kidding my winks are more creepy than attractive like these two beautiful middle aged men. What can I say I'm a certified creeper!

 Attractiveness. My only word for this gif.

 Anywho so lately I've been invited to two parties in two weeks (though they were church parties so there's zero bad life decisions and all apples to apples.) I know look at me all Ms. popular. So like I said I've been around people more than usual, and I'm starting to like it. Either it's that or I'm just happy to be out of the house. Okay it might be the second answer don't judge me!! This is what happens when you have nine people corrupting your house.

 Back to the point I really haven't been writing or reading, and really I don't have another good excuse so this one is going to have to satisfy. Yup pretty much.

 So lets talk about life, and since I can't hear you you're going to have to put up with my crap. Sorry, but this is the price you pay for clicking on random websites to get here. So first of all I stayed up till three in the morning making cookies for my seminary class. That was.. eventful. Also my crush decided to sing to me in front of a whole bunch of people. Yeah ignore the last thing it isn't important. But seriously.



 If you don't notice I'm in a Supernatural mood. I'm also in a giffy mood so don't judge me!

 But seriously people I'm dying. Sure he's my friend. Sure he totally friendzones me. And sure he doesn't like me but it's freaking awesome nonetheless! Yeah it's pretty darn awesome.

  So that's what's pretty much been distracting me from everything I hold dear right now, and I don't know if I like it. NO MATTER!!! Yeah I'm a cool cat and I make cookies at the butt crack of dawn after Halloween. I've just noticed that's pretty much the summary of this post. Whatever.

 Oh so how was your Halloween's anyways? Oh really yeah I just stayed inside and you know did the usual watch the Munsters and ate homemade Chinese food. My life is really eventful as you can see.

The "Art" of Trying Too Hard

 I know people who try really hard to be something. I know girls that wake up at four in the morning to make sure their makeup is just so. Then there's girls like me who don't try at all. I wake up in the morning and put a shirt on with the occasional yawn I brush my teeth. Then I'm ready for seminary.

 I just don't care in the morning. Don't blame me for not caring at all in the afternoon at all or the night. I'm just not that kind of girl that wants to impress guys badly. I look "natural" in the morning and pretty much every time of the day. Which means I'm sporting that hairless gorilla look all the time. Actually  I might as well be king kong in the morning because I'm freaking angry at every human being that gets in my way and I look unnatural. It's a true fact of my life. And this look always manages to bring guys in. This statement is completely sarcastic. If you didn't catch it before you are now fully informed.

 Either it's laziness or my lack of money I haven't ever put on makeup. I know it's a crime in some people's books, but my mom doesn't buy makeup for me and I don't want to buy my own. Also again I'm lazy and from what I hear it takes forever to put on and take off. Also a girl I know who's like me which means she's absolutely perfect. I'm just kidding she doesn't like to wear makeup either the only difference is that she's pretty enough to pull it off. Anyways she said that if you always wear makeup that nobody will recognize your real face. Also that people will expect you to wear makeup all the time.

 I believe that's true though some people cake it on. A little bit of makeup is okay girls, but when you put too much on it looks bad. Everyone knows that's not your actual face and it's just gunk covering what you call a face. There's not even one of my guy friends that say that they like girls with layers and layers of makeup. One the other hand all of my guy friends are complete nerds and drool over fictional characters though truth be told I've had my fair share of doing that too. If you've ever read some of the books I do you'd be doing it too because fictional characters are so much better than real people. Sorry but it's the truth.

 Also there's the girls who flirt. The flirting that I've witnessed is shameless and really embarrassing for three people; spectators, the guy, and the girl flirting. It's actually really sad that these girls have to throw themselves on guys to get any attention. It's also sad that girls act perfectly incapable of forming sentences without saying "like" a million times. Actually the other day I counted how many times one of my friends said "like" in a sentence. Let's just say it was more than a couple. It's bugs me that girls have to twirl their hair and act like complete shameless hussies to get anyone to notice them.

 Look at me I don't even try to get guys. Oh wait don't look at me guys don't like me. Woops. But at least I don't act like a complete 'horn dog.' I don't know why but this phrase makes me laugh so hard. It's hilarious but it's seriously what girls are acting like. Just stop girlfriends it's weird and awkward when you act like horn dogs. Okay that's all I just wanted to get that off my back. Ooh but I have a good song if you want to hear it. Oh wait I'm not giving you a choice.

Weekend Bliss.

 I just went to the library (you're so very welcome for this information) let's just say that it was quite amusing to see the shock and horror on the librarian's face when I finally decided to check out all of them. I haven't been to the library in a while, though I won't say the reason is because I was "busy." Actually I can say that I've been anything but busy. But let's get back to the point shall we? I've been reading a lot online, and watching the newly found cable source that I have just gotten in my house. Also I've been attending to my demanding little brother who is now four months old.

 Let's just say it was a relief when I went away to a camp, and I started catching up on my actual book reading. Don't get me wrong I enjoy the many free books that I get off of various websites, but I also enjoy a nice long book that I can read in my bed and just doze off whenever. I enjoy free time and I've been getting a whole lot of it this past weekend.

 First of all Monday was "Columbus Day" which meant that school was off, but because of me I got to do math anyways. Yay! I'm being fascist if you didn't notice, but now you know! Anyways I don't have a lot of work, so I went to the library which probably a shock to the librarians. They probably thought I died or something because of my lack of coming the past few months. Well the fiends were wrong and had the honor of checking out my large pile of books. They're welcome.

 Also on Thursday I left to a camp. It was a boy and girl camp. RAWR! Just kidding there was nothing going on between me and any of the guys. Get your minds out of the gutter. Though I met a lot of "cool" people.  I'm using the term cool very lightly because in reality they were nerdy as heck, so of course I got along with them well. We did a lot of awesomeriffic stuff and well it was fun, and to be honest I didn't really want to come home. Though now that I'm home I miss a buttload of the people that I was with I still manage to be happy being in my humble abode.

 I came back from that camp on Saturday and had full on diarrhea because of the food served at the camp. Let's just say that it wasn't very pleasant and I had to hold it in until I came home. What can I say I'd like to keep the image that girls don't fart or crap. Though I did feel a whole lot better when I came home and got to take a long nice dump. I probably lost some pounds too from all of the feces that I released. Nothing like talking about your bladder issues to the whole internet.

 Anyways that was pretty much my weekend. Also I went to church that wasn't very eventful because, hey, it is church. So now it's time to share the very many books picked out by yours truly. Let's just say I'm already finished with two and I just got them yesterday afternoon. I also managed to cry so much that my eyes became dry and I had to take a bath because I was all wet with tears. It was really sad, okay? Don't judge me I'm not a complete heathen. Though it was a kids book it made me sob like a freaking baby.

I don't know why I was so emotional with this book, but I was okay? Again don't judge me. These are the other books that I've checked out. Enjoy!




I know it's a lot. I have to read all of these in two weeks. All of their covers are so pretty though you can't blame me for being automatically drawn to them. Well book lovers that's it for now I'll come back in two weeks with updates. Yay for you!

CRINGE ATTACK

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Story of my life.

Karaoke Time at the Grocery store!

Singing is a "skill" for our family. The reason why I put those quotation marks on skill is because I use the term very, very lightly. It's more like a disease. Let's just put it this way, we're allergic to bad music we break out in singing. It's worse than breaking out with pimples trust me it's kind of horrifying for other patrons when you're in the middle of Krogers and "Muskrat love" comes on and you're only chance is to sing and dance around to it Karaoke style. This is kind of what I look like (despite this girls whiteness:)


 Dancing to "Mrs. Jones" is hard enough without having other people watch you do it. I go with the awkward shuffle on that song, and pretending I have a microphone while my mom picks up cheese. Yes we usually do it on the dairy isle because that's where you can hear the music the best. Well that's at least what we do for our local Krogers that we seem to never get enough of. Seriously I have nine people in my family and it's survival of the fittest when it comes down to food. Now that I think of it it's survival of the fittest for everything around my house.

 Anyways there's always that one Colby Caillat song that you try to resist, and then you fall into temptations, and start screeching at the top of your longs the lyrics to "I do" even though you despise the song with a deep passion after your brother claimed it to be his favorite song. Oh never mind is that just me? Don't be hatin' peeps there's seriously temptation that comes laced in that song I swear. If it doesn't affect you it's probably because of the fact that you're an emotionless robot in which I disown you as my viewer. I'm just kidding. Or am I? Bum Bum!

 Okay guys I really am just kidding, but there's always those songs that you furiously try to avoid, but it's everywhere and you can't help yourself, but to start singing the despised song. Yeah I have been plagued with listening to Justin Timberlake's "Mirrors." Girl, you already know that I'll be like "ugh this song sucks" one minute and the next I'm singing "It's like I'm a mirror. The mirror's staring back at me." Seriously every time that song turns onto the radio it's like I'm sucked into a trance it's freaky because then it's stuck in your head after. Tricky Justin Timberlake is probably hypnotizing me because seriously I don't know how you can hate a song so much and then know every single line of lyrics that's involved with the whole song, and try to avoid criticizing your friends when they say the wrong words. I'm weird I've acknowledged this fact of my life and have embraced it, so get the heck over it already so we can move on. Thank you have a nice day!

 And then there's the really cringe worthy moments in your singing that involves a whole lot of people in one room and all of them stopping to hear the wretched whale noises coming out of your mouth. Yeah awkward especially when everyone starts laughing at you when you stop singing. That's me every morning. I know I suck at singing always, but in the morning it's like three million times worse. I didn't know that was possible until I started up really early and having to sing in seminary. If you don't know what seminary is by now it's fine just don't even ask you don't want to know.
 
 I started remembering doing all these things after Dan is not on fire reminded me what I probably shouldn't be thinking about. Now if you don't know who Dan is not on fire is than you must be living under a rock or a hard place because it's kind of hard to hide his awesomeness. Bask in his gloriousness because I'm going to put up a gif that will blow your mind.

I kind of love him. He's awesome. So if you want to check out the Youtube video he's in that has made me think of all this bull shark that I've done in the pass then check him out on this wonderful link right here.
Never mind I'll just share it because it's being a ploopers and decided to not work. :)
So yeah it's all true what he says. It happens to me all the time. Story of my life. That is all fair maidens you too random citizen.