I am a teenage girl and like all teenage girls I go to the
bathroom a lot, and it’s not because I like to fix my makeup it’s because I have
a weak bladder. Well as I was in the bathroom today I heard an unpleasant noise
coming from the air vent. It sounded like some unknown creature trying to
escape, and my first thought was to run out of the bathroom. But as I sorted
out my options I resorted to having toilet paper already taken off the roll and
the door open in case the creature succeeded in his plan. And the reason I
couldn’t leave is because I can’t crap under pressure, so instead my mind
wandered to the thing above me. And the first thought was of the most retched
creature known to man bum, bum, bum…. THE ROACH!!!
Why am I so afraid of
roaches well it started when I was younger I had a very traumatic experience that
I don’t want to talk about at this second. And after that thought I did my best
to clear my system so I wouldn’t have to go in there again yet I did. The second
time I went into the bathroom the sound was gone and it made me wearier than
when it was there. What if it escaped what if it’s on me what if it’s behind me?
Yeah and soon I was like one of those people on horror movies that start getting
really paranoid except I’d rather deal with a possessed spirit that with a
roach. And finally when I washed my hands there it was just watching me like it
was sizing me up, so I moved slowly to the door and opened it than suddenly the
wretched creature was coming at my face.
Yeah you got that right it was a flying roach I started to scream and swat at it. And soon like a superhero out of a movie my older sister, Lauren swooped in with her high heel squishing that thing. Apparently she heard me screaming and she was thinking that I was being strangled in the bathroom, so she took her trusty high heel and she turned out killing something else. If she wouldn't have killed it I would have died young like that song that I hate and I can't seem to get out of my head at the moment. I would have had a heart attack and that might not be the best way to die so I owe my life to my sister and I'm going to honor her by putting her as my profile pic. I hope you enjoy your reward Lauren!
Why am I so afraid of
roaches well it started when I was younger I had a very traumatic experience that
I don’t want to talk about at this second. And after that thought I did my best
to clear my system so I wouldn’t have to go in there again yet I did. The second
time I went into the bathroom the sound was gone and it made me wearier than
when it was there. What if it escaped what if it’s on me what if it’s behind me?
Yeah and soon I was like one of those people on horror movies that start getting
really paranoid except I’d rather deal with a possessed spirit that with a
roach. And finally when I washed my hands there it was just watching me like it
was sizing me up, so I moved slowly to the door and opened it than suddenly the
wretched creature was coming at my face. Yeah you got that right it was a flying roach I started to scream and swat at it. And soon like a superhero out of a movie my older sister, Lauren swooped in with her high heel squishing that thing. Apparently she heard me screaming and she was thinking that I was being strangled in the bathroom, so she took her trusty high heel and she turned out killing something else. If she wouldn't have killed it I would have died young like that song that I hate and I can't seem to get out of my head at the moment. I would have had a heart attack and that might not be the best way to die so I owe my life to my sister and I'm going to honor her by putting her as my profile pic. I hope you enjoy your reward Lauren!
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