The Power of the Duct Tape!

 Duct tape fixes everything. At least my little brother can give his testimony about duct tape and well nobody is going to tell him different. Though this testament is slightly true it makes things look incredibly well lets just put in the term "ghetto."

 Yup and because of my brother fixing everything that ranges from folders to book to even his mustache problem and if you ask me I think this whole duct tape thing is getting a little out of hand. Although I think this I have recently used duct tape to fix something of my own that I broke.

 My headphones and only one side of the headphone broke off and it still worked so I decided to "fix" it. Why does fix have quotation marks do you ask. Well it's because I look extremely ridiculous while using them. One side is fine and the other hangs limp and sideways as the duct tape struggles to hold it up.

While it does look funky at least it works right? Well yeah I guess it works fine though I have found that I don't really enjoy looking like a hooligan in front of my siblings because wearing that monstrosity has made me the laughing stock of the family which isn't too different from before the interesting incident of my headphones, but it still makes me bristle with embarrassment. What also makes me bristle with embarrassment is when I lay in bed at night and all at once think about all of the dorky things that I've done.  And this is kind of how I feel after that.

 Yeah that's kind of it. Okay but first before you leave may I interest you in a book? Okay ready for all of the awesomeness that's going to blow your tiny human brain?

Okay I actually bought this book even though I usually don't spend my money on anything because I'm cheap, and I realized it was a bad investment, but not in a way that you might think I promise it's just that I read it in an hour. Yeah and lets just say I was an emotional wreck while reading this terrific book. I sobbed and sobbed even though it wasn't remotely sad. Maybe there's something wrong with me. Ha that was a funny because I already know there's a lot of things wrong with me. Anyway it's amazing. Really great and if you ask me I like Realm better. He made me cry. If you don't know what I'm referring to then you definitely have to read this book. Okay that is all.