Smarty Pants.

 Although some of my experiences with boys are really disgusting or so embarrassing that I have blocked it (or have tried to) I actually still like some of them. Now some are real pigs, and I'm not talking just outside my church because even some in my church are druggies, perverts, and have taken other unruly paths of life though I still see these boys that are very gentlemanly, attractive, courteous, did I say attractive already because dang are some of those boys have gained some very physical blessings if you ask me.

 Okay now I'll stop being creepy. But truth be told that they're "bad seeds" everywhere the only thing that you need is a good judgment or if you don't have one surround yourself with others that might have better judgments on the guys you like or have a better insight. Okay I know what your thinking "Why should I listen to a girl who will never have a boyfriend." Well that is a good question and one that I will answer simply. You should not listen to me, but if you so choose to which you have so far then I will give you my opinion.

The sentence I just presented to you is the answer to your question and it's also something that Sharon Shinn would have written in one of her books. I have recently been reading her books and she is a master at words she writes in a style that amazes me and her books are originally made also making me like the main characters because they have a sense of style.

The girls that she writes about are all really smart and are cleaver and snappy. They have attitude and they can really think their way out of anything if they really wanted to and for her writing main characters like this I respect it because she writes fictionally, but it almost seems real with the way they act. I end up liking her any characters.

 Anyway back to the point Sharon Shinn makes all the love interests have comebacks that make me smile and it's just really enjoyable to read because of the fact that their relationship is built on worries on quarrels on real things while some relationships are just built on how good you kiss or how "hot" you are. Maybe it's just me but I think that just going into a store and seeing people making out is really disturbing though I have gotten used to it I shouldn't have to.

 Back to Sharon Shinn in her books the main characters are plain looking, but their intellect is what makes men interested in them. I find this really pleasant for reasons I can't explain. Thinking about boys that pick spouses because of their intellect makes me smile though I will never get a boyfriend in this way either because of the fact that I am quite a fool and decide not to make myself grow to my full potential because of my laziness.

 Still talking about the intelligence subject why do girls act dumb in front of boys? I've never understood this and to be honest I still don't. Okay you might get attention from the boys but it's bad attention. Wouldn't you rather have good attention than bad attention? I don't know I guess not.

 Now today I was talking to my older sister about Cleopatra. Because of my sister having to do a report on Egyptian gods she was reading about it, and it turns out Cleopatra wasn't gorgeous as movies and media have shown her. Cleopatra was actually described pretty much as plain looking. What caught the eyes of men was the way she presented her statements, arguments, and really everything she said was planned out. She presented herself as a smart woman that was able to do anything by herself. She could argue her points for hours and could silence a man by her quick sharp tongue. By doing this everyone saw her as stunning because of her remarkable brain. She was thought attractive because of her brain and everyone looked up to her because of it. This is very amazing and I actually like history because of stories like this. So with this I must pay thee a farewell.

"I want to be your best friend in the world" -Warner

 Going insane is in my genetics, so that's exactly what I'm doing at the second. Why? Because of this book that I've been craving to read for a while and never got the chance because my sister as much as I love her won't drive me to the library to pick it up. Well it keeps expiring and I keep having to put it on my hold list at the library. Let's just say I'm freaking out, but let me show you instead of telling you about this source.
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 These two books have made me go insane mostly because I really want them. I've been reading quotes from the books and let's just say that I love Warner even more. Okay if you don't know who Warner is then you need to read these books because let's just say that he's the best bad guy ever and quite possibly the hottest too.

 I'm seriously swooning like a freaking Ryan Gosling fan, and nothing really makes me swoon mostly because of the fact that nobody says this kind of stuff to me so yeah. But really he says the nicest stuff to Juliet, (the main character with a lethal touch) and it just makes my heart burst into a million little pieces. Also for all of you Adam fans I will be hated by this sentence: I don't really like Adam. Okay now that that's over with now I can move on with my life. I've liked Warner from the beginning and even wanted him to get with Juliet from the start.

 He's a bad guy that finds his heart stolen by Juliet I mean he seriously would be lost without Juliet, and I really like that. Maybe I'm just a fourteen year old romantic, but I think these books are really good in the way that they take your heart right out of your chest and the books just stomp on your heart. That's not exactly how it works, but close enough. So I'm just thinking about the books twenty four seven and it's going to be this way until my mom takes me to the library which she should be doing today. What I've done yesterday is nothing, but reading the quotes and listening to music, and just really dying inside. Also I've been acting like the most dramatic person in the world. I've even started saying things like this:

 Yeah I'm special, but at least I'm not obsessing over Twilight. Though the books aren't really horrible not like the movies are. Okay I've said two things that I shouldn't have because now all of you are really going to hate me. Another book that's tearing me apart is one that I talk about constantly, and if you haven't read it yet then run to the nearest book store cause these might be the second greatest books ever is this.

Yeah you got it The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer. Great book and I still can't get over how hot, British, smart, blond, rich, oh and did I say British Noah Shaw is. Seriously he's one of the best characters I've ever read in a book and maybe that's just me, but I really love him even though I keep telling myself that he's a fictional character I seriously still love him and his awesomeness. Okay that's enough writing for one day. Goodbye people of the internet.
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Update people!
The third book of the Shatter Me series has come out and I'm extremely excited! It's everything I wanted and more! Enjoy! (You can tell I'm excited by all of the exclamation points I'm using!)

The House of Little Horrors!!

 She hears a scream and when she looks around the corner she sees the little face smiling a devilish grin making her childishly round face evil looking. Okay this is very dramatic and all, but that’s how I roll. You know how I do. Anyway this week I've decided to talk about horror stories, but these aren't the regular ones that makes you lay away at night wanting to cry to your mom. They’re the kind that makes you learn from others horrible experiences. It’s the curse of the little kids. Of course some people are like “Oh little kids they’re little angels they can do no wrong” and I’m sure their parents think this too, but when the babysitter arrives all crap hits the ceiling. I've recently heard some really bad ones, so sit back and read the horrors and enjoy or take notes ( WARNING this is overly dramatic as is everything on my blog and is suppose to be funny  please don’t get offended thank you!)

Having to babysit someone you don’t know is really unsettling and pretty horrible for three reasons. You don’t know what the little kid’s personality is which is sometimes sweet, but most of the time very naughty. Two is you don’t know what you’re going to get paid for putting up with the little hooligan’s shenanigans. The other problem is when the kid’s parents are going to show up and have to be a parent again. So having these three problems in mind you walk up to the door ready even eager to get this over with when the parents open the door and practically shove you inside the house and start running out to their car. While running out the mother decides to finally inform you that her kid thinks she’s possessed. Just having this processing in your mind and not knowing what the heck is going on you turn around and the girl is silently watching you. No hello just creepy little eyes staring at you. Yeah apparently the whole night was her putting the girl to bed the girl not saying a word and then getting up standing on the stairs and watching her when she was watching TV. The girl that informed me of this story said that it chilled her to the bone to see that little girl just watching her not saying a word the whole night and it freaked her so much that she was never desperate enough for money to ever babysit the family again.

 This story is from my life experience and obviously I’m not good with kids because for some reason they like to beat me up. Anyway yesterday I was babysitting a kid and we were watching the Muppet's movie when he decides to change it. Well he made that decision about seven times and finally I looked him in the face, and said “Look I’m not going to change the movie again so sit your arse down and watch this one.” Yeah I usually don’t get snippy with anyone that I babysit (mostly because I never babysit), but the lady wasn't paying me so technically it was “babysitting” and what I did was legal and stuff so it’s all good in the hood. But anyway the boy finally settles his butt down, and he starts picking his nose. I have bad experiences with nose pickers especially the ones that’s about to go to college and does the sacrament bread, but I won’t begin with that because it’s too much to write about. Anyway he wipes his boogers on the couch and I start reprimanding him and I help him wash his hands. After that I think it’s over, but he just starts to pick his nose again and he starts wiping it on the couch. I don’t even care by this point because at least he’s sitting down. Thirty minutes later he starts complaining on how hungry he is and after that he picks up his boogers that he put on the couch and he starts eating it. 
 
Yeah pretty gross I have other horror stories, but because of my lack of going out of the house it isn't from my own experiences. Though one of them involves a ten year old still breast feeding which is quite uncomfortable thing especially when the mom is talking about giving the kid a bottle when she's gone. That's really different just saying.