This Saturday is my first church dance...
Yeah really exciting except these are the rules don't laugh at them they're made so we "can feel the spirit" while we're dancing to ghetto arse music (just kidding no songs that chases the spirit away. Yay!)
No t-shirts. No cuprees (ugh I can see her ankles what a slut.) Let us keep in mind that we need to feel the spirit not become Amish just saying I mean no tee shirts what a ridiculous rule. That's pretty much all I have to wear is jeans and a t-shirt, and I'm sure as heck know that I don't want to wear a freaking dress!
No "freak dancing" darn that was what I was going to do at a church dance anyway I mean why have a dance if you can't grind on a bunch of pimply boys? And plus "freak dancing" is the only kind of dancing I can do I mean I can twerk like a black girl, so why not show others what I got?
No loitering or "hanging out" in the halls of the church or the outside of it. It's like the people who makes the rules believe everyone my age are complete tards. Though on the other hand I know that I'm probably the only girl my age that really cares about vocabulary or books because all of the people I know my age are watching shows that hasn't been "in" a long time ago and obsessing over them (Doctor Who, Roswell, Monk, among many other shows.)
Anyway the point is all of these rules are suppose to keep us in check and they're really strict about the rules and having people follow them, but seriously do you really have to be so strict that you can't even wear t-shirts and cuprees I mean how ridiculous. I can't even fathom the reason to ban these things just saying. I will reason with what they call "freak dancing", but I think that's just kind of an unspoken rule at a dance no matter where you are. It's kind of like when you go to the pool the life guards or the rules shouldn't have to say:
1.DO NOT POOP OR PEE IN THE POOL!!!!
It's human nature to know that, that's really freaking gross even when you were a little kid you knew that, that's really vulgar, and a thing that you do in a toilet, and not in a pool where everyone gets water in their mouths whether they mean to get in in their mouths or not. Though I will say that I know some people who does it and did it when I was a little kid. And I will admit to doing it occasionally when I was a kid. Hey what did Hannah Montana say about not everyone being perfect? No judging!
Anyway back to the point which I guess is being church dances suck. Though I wrote about this before I will do it again just because everyone needs to be repetitive sometimes to get their point across. Being in a house with six children (about to be seven) I must have the patients to repeat most things (I know I'm just too awesome guys also I love you random citizen.)
Anyways I was talking to a "friend" of mine, (let's keep in mind that I do have air quotes over the word friend and that I use friend as a loose phrase okay thanks for that clear up I'll just start up the story again), so what she said shocked me (but not really.) Apparently the boys are too "shy" to ask the girls to dance (I've told you this once, but again about getting my point across just saying.) Yeah if you're a boy reading this I am going to tell you this (this is top secret so keep it on the down low okay, great.)
GIRLS LIKE TO DANCE WITH BOYS DURING THE SLOW DANCES, AND IF YOU DON'T FREAKING ASK THE GIRLS TO DANCE THEN THEY GET REALLY PISSED AT ALL OF YOU AND THINK THAT YOU ARE "SHY", OR THAT YOU JUST WON'T GIVE THEM THE KIND OF DAY, (and some of you won't) BUT THE POINT IS BE ABLE TO ASK THAT GIRL TO DANCE. IF YOU THINK THEY'LL REJECT YOU THEN STILL ASK BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW!!!
Okay now that I've gotten that out of my system I'm pretty happy. Also if a girl is really socially awkward just be a gentleman and ask them to dance anyway because again you never know.
Okay this last one and then I'll go. If a girl ask your toothbrush color do not I repeat do not try and be funny with her by saying these two things because it will traumatize her. "What's a toothbrush?" or "Oh I don't have a toothbrush." Just don't okay there's this girl I know and she got the first one and well she keeps talking about it. I would think it's funny, but she obviously didn't. If you're dealing with a girl who has a sense of humor then do it make that girl laugh have a crack at it, but if you're with one of those prissy girls just do yourself and the girl a favor and tell them what color that freaking toothbrush. And for the people who really don't have a toothbrush don't admit it just make up a color and be done with it.
Thursday, June 27, 2013
Saturday, June 15, 2013
Fruit Ninja
I have a really bad temper if you guys didn't know. I don't mean your regular bad temper because mine is always bad I just have to tell myself to ignore it and walk away from the situation before someone (that someone not being me) goes to the hospital. Believe it or not when I'm mad I turn into the freaking hulk and despite the fact of me having noodily arms I can throw a good punch when I'm angry enough.
So I've found away to get around my anger issues, so one day I won't either be thrown in jail or thrown in an insane asylum because heaven knows I'm crazy when I get angry and I do the first thing that comes to mind which isn't exactly a good thing.
In the past I usually acted on my anger which led to being punished and this, that, and the other kind of punishments that usually didn't whip me into shape. But I've found something instead of walking away listening to happy music and reading a semi happy book that turns out to kill one of the co. characters and make you sob like a baby, but what's not happy about that? Yeah this is what it is..
FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT!
Yeah it's fruit everybody. I have taken a liking (and I kind of have a natural talent) for making fruit salads. I don't mean you're regular fruit salads I like to make the pieces so small that you have to use a microscope to see them and you can't even use your fork to pick them up. So if you pick it up with a spoon then you get all of the fruits and it tastes really awesome. I'm cool and when I get pissed off I just go and cut some fruit though nobody knows it yet that it's a sign that I'm mad at them, so they come into the kitchen to get some before I'm done and I enjoy everyone complements and that makes me happy again.
Maybe I'm a weird fourteen year old girl to be doing this for my anger issues, but hey it's affective in making me happy again and that's all I wanted it to do in the first place, so all is good. But now since I have developed my skill in little knifes and strawberry cutting everybody wants my fruit salad and it's kind of cool for me I'm not going to lie. Anyway that's it, but my posts aren't good without me talking about some book, so (drum roll please) BAM!!
This book is so awesome and the cover's beautiful it's just overall a great storyline and the writing is magical and really pulls you in. I love this book!! Why are you still here show's over go home.
So I've found away to get around my anger issues, so one day I won't either be thrown in jail or thrown in an insane asylum because heaven knows I'm crazy when I get angry and I do the first thing that comes to mind which isn't exactly a good thing.
In the past I usually acted on my anger which led to being punished and this, that, and the other kind of punishments that usually didn't whip me into shape. But I've found something instead of walking away listening to happy music and reading a semi happy book that turns out to kill one of the co. characters and make you sob like a baby, but what's not happy about that? Yeah this is what it is..
FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT, FRUIT!
Yeah it's fruit everybody. I have taken a liking (and I kind of have a natural talent) for making fruit salads. I don't mean you're regular fruit salads I like to make the pieces so small that you have to use a microscope to see them and you can't even use your fork to pick them up. So if you pick it up with a spoon then you get all of the fruits and it tastes really awesome. I'm cool and when I get pissed off I just go and cut some fruit though nobody knows it yet that it's a sign that I'm mad at them, so they come into the kitchen to get some before I'm done and I enjoy everyone complements and that makes me happy again.
Maybe I'm a weird fourteen year old girl to be doing this for my anger issues, but hey it's affective in making me happy again and that's all I wanted it to do in the first place, so all is good. But now since I have developed my skill in little knifes and strawberry cutting everybody wants my fruit salad and it's kind of cool for me I'm not going to lie. Anyway that's it, but my posts aren't good without me talking about some book, so (drum roll please) BAM!!
This book is so awesome and the cover's beautiful it's just overall a great storyline and the writing is magical and really pulls you in. I love this book!! Why are you still here show's over go home.
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Being Lazy Like a Winner!!!
I've actually been doing things these last days and this is what I fell like right now.
Just thinking about doing anything exhausts me and that brings me to my highest degree of laziness, but I don't even care anymore. In these last few weeks I've done enough for the rest of my life, so now I'll just lay down on my bed and make a list for you because I have nothing better to do at five in the morning (with the exception of eating and my mom will probably hear me if I go downstairs and that won't be the greatest experience).
So a couple of days ago I bowled and I was crappy at first and then I got better. After that we went to the movies and by that time I was ready to go home and take a nap, but instead of going back home we went to rock climb. Yeah lots of physical work and even thinking about doing it again just makes me groan. Anyway we did that and today my family and I are going to watch a magic show. I also prepped for my camp which is a week away.
I went on a bike ride and almost had a heart attack (stop singing that Demi Lavato song, and I know you are). I cleaned up the house (which got dirty again and I don't mean anything other than the floors because that's my job and they get so freaking dirty). Yeah but all in all I actually did something and well that's a change for me and I know some of you are like "well you should be proud of yourself and you're accomplishments", but seriously I don't care about accomplishments and that's kind of a bad thing. I feel like I am doing things in the future, so right now I can just be lazy, but on the other hand you can't be lazy if you're going anywhere in life.
I was actually good at bowling, and just really everything I did in these past few weeks because I tried, but if I got too cocky I would get hit by the humble stick and mess up. Yeah that's the same with my cookies which are usually horrible, but on occasions I actually make them perfect and then I get too cocky and the next time I make them they turn out to be a epic fail.
I think this is God trying to keep me in check. Okay maybe I just mess up because I'm an idiot, but there's a little sliver of hope for that theory. So now I'm going to watch a dinosaur hunter show cause I do stuff with my life (cough, cough).
Just thinking about doing anything exhausts me and that brings me to my highest degree of laziness, but I don't even care anymore. In these last few weeks I've done enough for the rest of my life, so now I'll just lay down on my bed and make a list for you because I have nothing better to do at five in the morning (with the exception of eating and my mom will probably hear me if I go downstairs and that won't be the greatest experience).
So a couple of days ago I bowled and I was crappy at first and then I got better. After that we went to the movies and by that time I was ready to go home and take a nap, but instead of going back home we went to rock climb. Yeah lots of physical work and even thinking about doing it again just makes me groan. Anyway we did that and today my family and I are going to watch a magic show. I also prepped for my camp which is a week away.
I went on a bike ride and almost had a heart attack (stop singing that Demi Lavato song, and I know you are). I cleaned up the house (which got dirty again and I don't mean anything other than the floors because that's my job and they get so freaking dirty). Yeah but all in all I actually did something and well that's a change for me and I know some of you are like "well you should be proud of yourself and you're accomplishments", but seriously I don't care about accomplishments and that's kind of a bad thing. I feel like I am doing things in the future, so right now I can just be lazy, but on the other hand you can't be lazy if you're going anywhere in life.
I was actually good at bowling, and just really everything I did in these past few weeks because I tried, but if I got too cocky I would get hit by the humble stick and mess up. Yeah that's the same with my cookies which are usually horrible, but on occasions I actually make them perfect and then I get too cocky and the next time I make them they turn out to be a epic fail.
I think this is God trying to keep me in check. Okay maybe I just mess up because I'm an idiot, but there's a little sliver of hope for that theory. So now I'm going to watch a dinosaur hunter show cause I do stuff with my life (cough, cough).
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